Score: 10

"in the words of the singing shark:"

submission: Guardian Rock

date: September 1, 2009

Im a THWOMP, Im a THWOMP SUCK MY DICK IM A THWOMP

Score: 8

"YEA!"

submission: D-Day Defender

date: June 10, 2009

you really gave those nazi's what for with your hockey sticks eh?

Score: 4

"I can't play it."

submission: PlayBall

date: June 10, 2009

I'm red green colorblind. If you put shapes on the balls, (x on red, star on green, whatever) it would make it beter. Or have an option in the option menu to turn on a colorblind mode so the balls are different shapes, or paterned somehow.

Score: 5

"umm"

submission: (Twisted) Cooking Mama

date: November 18, 2008

pretty good cooking mamma clone. But PETA is stupid and turkeys ae delicious. You know what isn't delicious? Tofurkey. It's terrible. also this game was very cartoonish and comical, which just sort of made it seem like a gross clone of cooking mamma, but in no way turned me away from eating delicious flesh. would have gotten a 5 if you weren't so preachy.

Score: 10

"Nico is visiting New York?"

submission: Sift Heads 4

date: October 10, 2008

O RLY? i wonder where that came from :)

Score: 9

"like a disturbing version of N+"

submission: Meat Boy

date: October 7, 2008

srlsy

Score: 10

"all my five totally belong top this"

submission: Straw Hat Samurai

date: October 2, 2008

well done

Score: 8

"bizaar fetish snuff game"

submission: MobSport

date: October 1, 2008

two vikings beat a man in a gimp suit with axes. hey man, whatever gets your rocks off. :)

Score: 7

"corner trap"

submission: seXtrem

date: December 20, 2007

i've got er stuck towards the corner, 50 in a row now without touching the keyboard.

Score: 6

"ah the good old days"

submission: Angelina (Un)plugged

date: December 18, 2007

back when she still had to show her boobies if she wanted to be in a movie. any way, not bad, but the way it starts after you die or at the start of a level by just dropping the ball where you cant get to it is terrible, you should start the game like most breakout style games with the ball on the paddle, and then space or the up arrow to launch.